GRAV® Helix™ 6.0" Steamroller
What the f*ck is this? Obviously, you're not a golfer.
This large Helix™ Steamroller is 6" long with a 25mm thick Venturi glass chamber with three intake holes (2 carbs, one in front and one in the center) which cool and spin the smoke.
This makes for a smooth enjoyable session with 1 or 2 people. 3's a crowd but you can do it if you're a total nihilist.