GRAV® Helix™ 6.0" Steamroller

What the f*ck is this? Obviously, you're not a golfer. 

This large Helix™ Steamroller is 6" long with a 25mm thick Venturi glass chamber with three intake holes which cool and spin the smoke and carb hole on the end. 

This makes for a smooth enjoyable session with 1 or 2 people. 3's a crowd but you can do it if you're a total nihilist.